you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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