I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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