lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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