I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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