white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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