3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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