well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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