Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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