I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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