she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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