i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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