do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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