just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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