There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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