So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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