If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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