can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
it's like iHOP with fire
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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