I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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