Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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