im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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