Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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