? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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