if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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