Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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