I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
This is my gift to your gina
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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