I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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