i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Fuck me I smell like cheese
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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