Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I AM VODKA MAN
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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