The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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