I need help removing her.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just high enough for therapy.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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