I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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