It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Drunk is a universal language darling
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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