So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
if i can run in heels then i can drive
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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