we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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