Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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