talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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