after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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