i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
why is half of my head shaved?
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