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haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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