i permit you to call me
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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