Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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