some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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