Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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