I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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