problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Randomize
