I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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