all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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