You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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