I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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