I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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