Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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