winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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