He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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