im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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