Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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